Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Miss Misunderstood
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Pat replies!
- Oh Pat, honestly you got me there. I had no idea you were such a jokester! Please excuse my blatantly lacking sense of humour, I'll try to hit up a couple yuk yuk's shows this weekend to brush up on what's current in the form of comic relief.
- Patricia! I had no idea you were so metro-savvy! I mean I knew you were a scenester based on the list of "west-end hotspots" you hand typed for me when I first moved in (FYI, yes Denny's and Red Lobster made the list), but I had no idea to what extent! Maybe you could show me around the city sometime? A couple girls and I were thinking of painting the town red on Friday, maybe we could hit up TGI Fridays (keep it classy), grab a couple of root beer floats and explore Gastown??
- I think exiling our neighbours to 'burbs is a bit extreme don't you think? Surrey can be scary and I'm a lover not a fighter.
- Thats what she said.
More than friends??
More friendly signs in my building...
Monday, April 5, 2010
Let's start over! Hi, my name is Teeny...
Miss Teeny-Wonderful here. I don't actually live in the building but I am one of the dinner (read: predrink) guests referred to in Renteroo's original letter. You probably recognize me as the girl who comes in on Saturday's for a casual magnum of Naked Grape to SHARE with a friend. In our defense, the larger the bottle, the slower the wine ages..FACT. But I digress...I thought considering you know so much about us, maybe we could get to know you? You're always welcome to come down for a glass..maaaayybe two, but if you want more, please bring your own. We don't really like to share liquor.
Listen, I can already tell we'd be good friends based on that delightful picture of you. I know the angle is a little off but I did notice you're wearing white socks, black shoes...a tribute to MJ? I LOVE HIM TOO!!! See?! Just one of the many artists we like to listen to at these casual 'dinner' parties! An embroidered NYC skyline on your tshirt? Slightly dated, but I can only imagine it's a reference to your favorite song, the recent number one hit, Empire State of Mind? That Jay Z is such a poet! Pat, we could have such a great time if you only gave us a chance. Next Saturday, leave LG at home, grab a bottle of Chardonnay and come down to the 2nd floor. We'll be kicking YOU out by 11pm you minx!
See you tres soon,
Miss Teeny-Wonderful ( if we drink enough, I'll let you know where the name comes from)
PAT SPOTTING!
Sky Rockets In Flight?
Mags Got Jagger-Bombed
Dear Pat,
Maybe Margaret Trudeau wasn't crazy at all. Do you ever find yourself feeling lonely and constricted by a gentleman caller, a pesky tenant, or even LG? Poodles can be really hard on your self esteem. Margaret was a pioneer. She just wanted to kick up her heels and get on the bus! Do you identify with this?
"Pierre said I should stop wearing sexy clothes. If I don't feel like wearing a bra I don't wear one. I'd never let my nipples show at a state function though—I'd be frightened the old men would have heart attacks."
Mick Jagger hasn't had a heart attack yet. Pierre..RIP.
Pat, we can help update your wardrobe and unleash your inner Mags. Kick up your heels and let down that hair, we're leaving LG at home this weekend!
Margaret Trudeau is crazy
Pat's Going Green
Party Time?
Dear Pat,
Who is LG?
- he is the small, overweight, black mini poodle that follows you around loyally
- you say that he's not yours and that you're "dogsitting him for a friend", but everytime I've seen you in the past year and a half, he's been your constant companion. I'm kind of worried about his parents whereabouts if that's the case. (our building is not pet friendly, so technically he wouldn't be allowed to live here would he?? hmmmm. just sayyyiin')
- he's a sneaky little fucker- alot like you actually! Everytime I go to get in the elevator, he scurries right in front of the door and lies there so that the door can't close and then the elevator starts beeping at me, and then I play this game of "kick him or don't kick him" until he moves his fat ass out of the sensor and I can close the door. I'm sure he does it on purpose.
- LG stands for "little guy"- news flash Pat- he's not so little. The picture I posted is actually deceiving because it's not really him- but really- maybe its time to invest in some Purina Sure Slim for that lil mongrel because he looks like he's been grazing in your afternoon bowl of pork rinds while you fall asleep watching Matlock repeats.
Pat's Dream Man
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Something to think about....
Trip down memory lane...
Who is Pat?
The "Dear Pat" response...
Dear, Pat:
I was a little bit confused by our conversation last week I have also been concerned about the noise issue in the building, but when you approached me, I think there may have been a more respectful way of bringing up the topic than “I thought we were going to have to evict you.” You have been a wonderful building manager and I thought we had a good enough relationship that you could have brought up the subject in a more courteous way.
I try very hard to be respectful of others, if I have friends over for dinner and a couple of drinks (which is maybe twice/month), I try to have everyone out of the house by 11 or 12. I have even gone so far in the past as to forewarn my neighbors with a kind note that I will be having guests and we will be gone by 11. The one other occasion when some friends who were visiting from out of town stayed later than that, the gentleman next door came by and spoke with me in person to let me know my living room shared a wall with his bedroom, and I respectfully adhered to his request to keep talking to a minimum.
This is entirely impossible and obviously some mistake was made:
o nNo one but me was at my house at 3am on Saturday (unless they heard my friend come by to pick up keys)
o eEven if I did have an overnight visitor with me, I am entitled to do so. No explanations required.
o aA respectful, face-to-face conversation would have cleared up the issue much more maturely than running away after knocking and taping a note to the door.
A taped note to the door is humiliating and disrespectful as it is visible for passersby to read
I have lived in this building for over one year, and I consistently hear the noises of those who live above, below and beside me. I have never, EVER made a noise complaint, because I understand that we live in an old building, with thin walls, and people cannot change their everyday living habits to accommodate everyone else. I expect the same respect and understanding.
For instance:
-individuals who live above me are VERY heavy footed, run around the house, often yell and scream profanities and stomp around at all hours of the night
-individuals below me: I can hear them talking, yelling, opening and closing their windows, and also on one occasion hiring a jack-hammer crew to do repairs on their balcony at 7am on a Sunday morning
-individuals beside me like to sing very loudly and yell at each other from different rooms of the apartment- noise which carries into my apartment
Have you ever heard me complain about any of these things? NO. That is because I understand that we cannot all be accommodated.
Perhaps if individuals are having issues, they should have found a house, or a modern building with thicker walls. Living here is their choice.
I will not stop socializing, or inviting friends into my home. I will continue to be respectful and have people out by 11 or 12. And if I do have an overnight visitor someday, neighbors will have to deal with that in the same way I deal with the sounds of other couples above, below and beside me. I will not continue to allow myself to be targeted because I am a young, single female.
The fact is we all share this building, so I would appreciate the message to be passed on to others that we should be able to co-exist maturely, respectfully and hopefully, in a friendly manner. We all know that walls are thin, this is just the way things are at the Somerset and there is nothing we can do about that. I invite others to think about that fact, as well as their own actions, before they come down so harshly on others.
Please do not hesitate to contact me regarding this issue. Also, feel free to forward this letter to those with concerns. Thank you, and I appreciate your consideration.