Letters dedicated to Pat, the crazy-ass building manager of my apartment

Monday, April 5, 2010

Mags Got Jagger-Bombed

Dear Pat,

Maybe Margaret Trudeau wasn't crazy at all. Do you ever find yourself feeling lonely and constricted by a gentleman caller, a pesky tenant, or even LG? Poodles can be really hard on your self esteem. Margaret was a pioneer. She just wanted to kick up her heels and get on the bus! Do you identify with this?

"Pierre said I should stop wearing sexy clothes. If I don't feel like wearing a bra I don't wear one. I'd never let my nipples show at a state function though—I'd be frightened the old men would have heart attacks."

Mick Jagger hasn't had a heart attack yet. Pierre..RIP.

Pat, we can help update your wardrobe and unleash your inner Mags. Kick up your heels and let down that hair, we're leaving LG at home this weekend!

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