Letters dedicated to Pat, the crazy-ass building manager of my apartment

Monday, April 5, 2010

Pat's Dream Man

"I fear you underestimate the sneakiness"
Dear Pat: Remember the "sneaky, sneaky" butler from Mr. Deeds?? I feel like his sneakiness matched with Pat's love for all things spying, creeping and sneaky would be a match made in heaven. Why do birrrrrds suddenly appear, everyyytimmmeee you are nearrrr?

I'm on it Pat.

Love, Nat

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