Letters dedicated to Pat, the crazy-ass building manager of my apartment

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Something to think about....

Dear Pat,

I saw this amazing infomercial today- it was this device you could use to hear things from far away distances. Perfect for keeping tabs on your neighbors (find out who they REALLY are) or for pumping up the volume on that pesky guy who shouts out the numbers during BINGO night.

Anyways, just thinking of you.


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